Tässä seuraa se puhe jonka kirjoitin ja jonka takaisinsaantia hieman pelkäsin, mutta ei siinä kuitenkaan mitään sen ihmeellisempää sitten sattunut:
Hello everybody how are you doing today? I'd like to take a few minutes of your time to thank you for your help during the fund-raiser. Everyone worked hard for a common good and we couldn't have done it without you guys.
Just kidding. You were pretty much useless as always. Well most of you anyway, there was a few who actually tried to participate but even that was mostly just an act to try and make yourselves look better. I mean me and a few of my closest friends planned everything, did all the arrangements and finally cleared everything up. You did what we told you to do and even that you did reluctantly.
Why does this always end up like this? Can't you even try for once? On behalf of myself I proudly say that I won't miss you after I've moved away. Far away.
Ja sitten lopussa luki:
Funny! I was really laughing out loud when I finished reading this! Should you give a speech like this in real life some day?! Well maybe not... unless your audience has GOOD sense of humor. :)
Exellent-
The ending... it wasn't really clear when you're finished with your speech.
Huomasitteko punäkynä -efektini?
Niin ja tämän yhteydessä mainitsinkin, että jos tulen sitten englannin opettajaksi ja luen aineen joka on mielestäni hauska, mää vaan kirjotan siihen LOL ja sitten se arvosana. HAHAHHAAA.
(sarkastinen nauru)
